she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Randomize
