I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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