i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he shaved USA in his pubs
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
