He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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