Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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