shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
The air was thick with penises
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
