i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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