so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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