you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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