I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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