I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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