margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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