Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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