I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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