i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She's the barista slut.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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