I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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