I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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