You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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