ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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