i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
