Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how can u be prego again
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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