i don't like sucking hair
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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