I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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