Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
accomplished twins. life is a go
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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