I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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