I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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