After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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