I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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