Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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