never play flip cup with pint glasses
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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