Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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