I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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