i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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