he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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