i just had sex bonerless
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just took my morning after pill in the library
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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