Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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