i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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