He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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