We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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