at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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