I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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