i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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