Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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