They should really pass out barf bags in church
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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