he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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