I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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