We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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