His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize