He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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