Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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