are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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