Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Randomize
